The God Fearing Militant Vegans of Godfist is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Hand with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.183 billion Servants of the Fist are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Deities Fingers. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The Serving the Fist economy, worth 468 trillion Most Blessed Token of Faith and Devotions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,939 Most Blessed Token of Faith and Devotions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Godfist's national animal is the Orderly and Obedient Sacred Hymn Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Fist of God.

Godfist is ranked 259,440^th in the world and 6,093^rd in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 16.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.