The Not Soviet Federation of Soviet Adia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Zuma Mizkik with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.438 billion Adians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsalv. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Soviet Adian economy, worth 376 trillion Keirms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 109,552 Keirms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, Zuma Mizkik's reputation is hard as nails, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Adia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Old East Orthodox.

Soviet Adia is ranked 9,816^th in the world and 457^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.