The Federal Republic of Tsomayim is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 36 million Tsomayis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Tsomayimian economy, worth 1.38 trillion Tsomayi Sheqels a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,236 Tsomayi Sheqels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation continues to depend on foreigners for food, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, light entertainment isn't dead, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsomayim's national animal is the Tsomayi Retriever, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tsomayim is ranked 102,015^th in the world and 3,250^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.