The Republic of Har Lithion Bil Con is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, digital currency, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.301 billion Har Lithion Bil Conians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.7%.

The thriving Har Lithion Bil Conian economy, worth 494 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 53,184 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, toddler groups have taken over local libraries, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Har Lithion Bil Con's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Har Lithion Bil Con is ranked 41,423^rd in the world and 8^th in Keep of Darkness XL for Safest, scoring 105.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.