The People's Republic of Harmonypine is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sean Gentry with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 6.688 billion Harmonypineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harmony City. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Harmonypinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,525 trillion Silverchips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,078 Silverchips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Harmonypine after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harmonypine's national animal is the Packrat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Harmonypine is ranked 73,586^th in the world and 3,309^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,794.39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.