The Place of Adavan is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.576 billion Adavanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearlin. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Adavanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,396 trillion Pennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 195,706 Pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, and the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived. Crime is totally unknown. Adavan's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adavan is ranked 3,954^th in the world and 82^nd in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 624.06 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.