Population | 35.026 billion |
Capital | Tokyo |
Leader | Kitty |
Faith | Shinto |
Currency | Yen |
Animal | Fish |
The Retired Daimyo of Hotti is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kitty with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.026 billion Hottians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 32.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Hottian economy, worth an astonishing 13,322 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 380,373 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hotti's national animal is the Fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Shinto.
Hotti is ranked 15,610th in the world and 3rd in Feudal Japan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.69 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hotti, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
- : Following new legislation in Hotti, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
- : Following new legislation in Hotti, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
- : Following new legislation in Hotti, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
- : Following new legislation in Hotti, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
- : Following new legislation in Hotti, Kitty seems to wear red a lot these days.
- : Following new legislation in Hotti, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
- : Hotti lodged a message on the Feudal Japan Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Hotti, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat.
- : Following new legislation in Hotti, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.