The Empire of Imperio de Jandira is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperess Annelise von Tigrssien with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, unlimited-speed roads, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.133 billion tigerin-jandirans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tigresia. The average income tax rate is 20.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient tigerin-jandiran economy, worth a remarkable 9,089 trillion Claws a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 430,103 Claws, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime is totally unknown. Imperio de Jandira's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism Kapseranist.

Imperio de Jandira is ranked 15,671^st in the world and 9^th in Novo Brasil for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,660.23 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.