The Syndycalist Republic of Intlyiatin is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Committee of Social Justice with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 29.97 billion Intlyi are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necrothorn. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Intlyi economy, worth a remarkable 5,381 trillion winds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,564 winds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, hospitals in Intlyiatin are too busy serving the needs of the South Pacific to see Intlyi, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Intlyiatin's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Intlyiatin is ranked 1,118^th in the world and 28^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 166.98 law-abiding acts per hour.