The United Ekumen of Isilanka is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Francesca Miramar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.704 billion Isilankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ostramar. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Isilankan economy, worth a remarkable 2,570 trillion sicles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,562 sicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheist missionaries spread doubt overseas, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, recognizing the Isilankan flag qualifies you for citizenship, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isilanka's national animal is the moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Isilankan Paganism.

Isilanka is ranked 3,386^th in the world and 92^nd in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 126.78 law-abiding acts per hour.