The Municipalité Provisoire of Hongg Kong is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Grand Prince-Doge Yongle Reincarnated with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.115 billion Hongkongers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hongkongese economy, worth 796 trillion Hong Kong dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 155,803 Hong Kong dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Hong Kong dollars of property damage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hongg Kong's national animal is the Klappar haj, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Our Lady of the Rat Hole.

Hongg Kong is ranked 287,331^st in the world and 3,685^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -17.28 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.