Population | 8.693 billion |
Capital | Brandenburg |
Leader | Augustus Caesar |
Faith | Cult of Reason |
Currency | Deutsche Mark |
Animal | Eagle |
The Virtuous Republic of Orson Welles is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Augustus Caesar with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, vat-grown people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.693 billion Germans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brandenburg. The average income tax rate is 4.7%.
The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 3,391 trillion Deutsche Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 390,122 Deutsche Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Orange is the new black for judicial robes, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime is totally unknown. Orson Welles's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cult of Reason.
Orson Welles is ranked 34,312th in the world and 387th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,826.45 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Orson Welles was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Orson Welles was endorsed by The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Orson Welles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, Most Avoided, and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output.
- : Orson Welles was endorsed by The Republic of Celestia polis.
- : Orson Welles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Orson Welles was endorsed by The Shogunate of Wakoshima.
- : Orson Welles was endorsed by The Cyberocracy of Kisovec.
- : Orson Welles changed its national motto to "Work shall set you free.".
- : Following new legislation in Orson Welles, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
- : Orson Welles was endorsed by The Florida Man of Zoran.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 52 » Bhang Bhang Duc, Hongg Kong, Mediobogdum, Shaktirajya, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Twisted Duality, Overthinkers, Thyrall, Hamburg Neo, Willow Gate, Pandaland II, Infinite Star, Inner Ryxtylopia, Q The Almighty, El Facil, Isle Royale, Rengum in Lingo, Occidius, Podium, New Democratic Republic of Russia, The Warriors of Determination, Varanius, Condonohia, Tropical Isles, Orcatortugs, Albyion Kingdom, Escapitania, Hyperion Towers, Triestine, Diet coke enjoyers, Algueneia, Guitermot, Glorious Existence, Corbeil, Fotisdia, Succedania, Wickedly evil people, Greg Tucker, Dilber, Nas Crustium, Kabirstan, Isachile Tum, Nacaome, Rotvania, Pushistia, Eyluvmenia, Zoran, Kisovec, Wakoshima, Celestia polis, and 2 others.Fujai, and Dalimbar.