The Federation of Islesesopeia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.404 billion Islesesopeians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Islesesopeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,955 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 119,223 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 799,201 per year while the poor average 6,682, a ratio of 119 to 1.

The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone. Crime is a problem. Islesesopeia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Islesesopeia is ranked 75,663^rd in the world and 1,409^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,280.71 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.