The Disputed Territories of Iyaoye is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 16.029 billion Iyaoyeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong Iyaoyean economy, worth 954 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 59,546 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,543 per year while the poor average 9,183, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, meat-eating is frowned upon, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Iyaoye's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Iyaoye is ranked 111,614^th in the world and 41^st in Christmas for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.