The Federal Republic of Javatelania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Ottavio Sabini with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.269 billion Terventians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamilton District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Terventian economy, worth a remarkable 2,911 trillion Terventian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 314,083 Terventian dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,906,732 per year while the poor average 23,022, a ratio of 82.8 to 1.

Claims adjusters are uselessly vague, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, being President Ottavio Sabini has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Javatelania's national animal is the gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Javatelania is ranked 12,902^nd in the world and 4^th in Enowiden for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,358.02 pounds of wildlife per square mile.