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Most Influential: 1,368thRudest Citizens: 2,426thLargest Retail Industry: 3,537th
The Federal Republic of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
Enjoy life and freedom, but serve the country.
JP Valenzuela
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.187 billion

LeaderJP Valenzuela


The Federal Republic of JMingozela is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by JP Valenzuela with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.187 billion JMingozelans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valenzuela. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.3%.

The frighteningly efficient JMingozelan economy, worth 154 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 130,522 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 404,881 per year while the poor average 32,396, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. JMingozela's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

JMingozela is ranked 171,002nd in the world and 7,403rd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.07 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 1,368thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,426thLargest Retail Industry: 3,537thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,006thFattest Citizens: 8,308thMost Secular: 8,786thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,014thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,171stTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,673rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,568thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,188thMost Efficient Economies: 14,382ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,589thHighest Average Incomes: 18,613thSmartest Citizens: 20,635th
Rudest Citizens: 146th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 179th in the regionFattest Citizens: 302nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 324th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 377th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 425th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 477th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 533rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 544th in the regionMost Influential: 562nd in the regionNudest: 645th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 730th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 738th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 773rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 775th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 868th in the region

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