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Highest Drug Use: 1,794thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,196thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,198th
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Johnne Green

Population404 million



The People's Republic of Johnne Green is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 404 million Johnne Greenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanksville. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Johnne Greenian economy, worth 28.5 trillion Johnnes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 70,629 Johnnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johnne Green's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Johnne Green is ranked 132,462nd in the world and 1,436th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 485.14 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,794thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,196thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,198thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,987thMost Influential: 6,355thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,301stMost Income Equality: 9,125thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,430thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,514thNicest Citizens: 11,210thMost Inclusive: 11,261stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,540thMost Pacifist: 13,167thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,955thMost Cultured: 15,239thMost Politically Free: 16,697thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,002ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,284thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,486thMost Extreme: 18,482ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,788thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,000th
Highest Drug Use: 9th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 30th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 41st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 50th in the regionMost Income Equality: 67th in the regionMost Politically Free: 69th in the regionMost Extreme: 76th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 101st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 122nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 129th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 198th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 207th in the region

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