The Emirate of Alestine is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Alex Walker with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 939 million Alestineans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alestine city. The average income tax rate is 38.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Alestinean economy, worth 39.6 trillion Monos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,223 Monos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Movie references are legally admissible in court, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, the government considers the rising number of McRonald's fast food restaurants to be great progress, and Alex Walker has just been declared ruler of Alestine in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alestine's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alestine is ranked 20,437^th in the world and 1^st in EUCW for Safest, scoring 113.62 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.