The Candle in the WA office of Kainin is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rainin with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.002 billion Kaininians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Assembly Offices. The average income tax rate is 83.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaininian economy, worth 540 trillion Candle Waxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 179,948 Candle Waxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, birth rates have hit an all-time low, increasing numbers of children in Kainin have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, and Party members are derided as class traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kainin's national animal is the Christmas Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Kainin is ranked 6,172^nd in the world and 313^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 511.23 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.