General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 5.286 billion |
| Capital | Regalia |
| Leader | Rainin |
| Faith | Athyism |
| Currency | Candle Wax |
| Animal | Christmas Bat |
The Final Reprieve of Kainin is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Rainin with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.286 billion Paths hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regalia. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Paths economy, worth 980 trillion Candle Waxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,537 Candle Waxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rainin's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kainin's national animal is the Christmas Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.
Kainin is ranked 228,331st in the world and 3,525th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.41 Obesity Rate.
Endorsements Received: 311 » 
The Black Cathedral, 
Halsoni, 
Engine Unions, 
Phlegmatic Idealists, 
Shibutani, 
Jughru, 
Furballland, 
Islandwalk, 
Laurendon, 
Picairn, 
Northern Cheek, 
Aerilia, 
Fachumonn, 
Ayuzhhhhh, 
Ethnon, 
Lovarpia, 
New Lakemba, 
Territorio di Nessuno, 
Northern Zorbrasnka, 
Great Bights Mum, 
Name 0 WA Account, 
Wolffoxia, 
Varisland, 
Esperonia, 
Dreadton, 
All Creation, 
Greater Portugaliza, 
Enimero, 
Kwaj, 
Esteneng, 
Plexaris, 
Tiodann, 
Eggplant Island, 
Kazanqa, 
Harjad, 
The Greater Spanish Empire, 
Dakota Territories, 
Loutsland, 
PlanetMercury, 
Frismana, 
The Uhhhh, 
Arucaria, 
Bagojo, 
Xagill, 
Stal Valley, 
Tragesch Firwat, 
Texaska, 
Dicko, 
Darths and Droids, 
Tallinia, and 261 others.
New Eleria, Avalon, Koda-Land, Necromonia, Wilkshire, New Ourlandia, Malta Comino Gozo, United Orange Valley States, Soviet Terran, Lotion Empire, Walter Jackson, Zerentopia, Fengate, Unsophisticate, Democatic Donkeys, Gendirt, Arrivederci, Aenglaland, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Polgaria, Aguaria Major, The Austro Germanic Union, Nicki minaj endings, Azzarel, Chukstik Illahi, Marlducro, Mk Steele, Lavender, Everywheristan, Mystris, Vexilia, The Teddy, PotatoFarmers, Lemonbiscuits, Bankowiata, Pytong, The Cascadian Bioregion, Kappacon, Nationeer, Old Emporia, Nistriabar, Hyphen, Argylia, Falloa, North Norda Islands, North Bratislava, Gastravon, Tenana, Phoronu, Singamadri, Bananyo, Seenvorland, AJTON, Isenoka, Defenestrata, South Baba, Krapinovka, Aeurithianar, Windurst, ForFishing, Boobiestan, Luminerra, Arantha, Amearika, Alsion, Eastern Fuza, Nimehazad, The Fire Nation of Elill, Coulumb, Great Femdomia, Cytheraon, Llan, Laforeia, Moneybagmen, Unitedanarchist, Striynia, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, New Aquitaine, Grande Guanabara, Merantang Kota, Newest Foundedland, Putzilvania, Trajonia, Anarres II, Honeymoon Avenue, HuyRemy, Mesvice, TheLandOfFunFunFun, American Reepublic, Hannako, Shapeville, Heladin, Magornymeriourg, Massattack, Foodes, Altanteean, Civaliana, Ricel, Delitai, Republic of Sord1and, North Arkana, Federation of Vanguard, Casscata, Maximus Rex Land, Arcriea, Einhetia, Motaialtefth, Hendarxia, New Kisha, United Republic of South East Asia, Banstria, Troll Punishers, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, The Serbocroatics, Feolema, Zynthari, Alder Alderaan, Heartsland, Ioresca, Solicetine, Polleend, Sanctum Teriaris, Mondstadtes KaiseReich, Fredericksborg, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, El Caldron, Imperio de Castilho, Muaratia, Qingqiu, Satreburg 2, Omnistria, Lawrencez, Penguins States Of Antartica, Hinomia, RealTacoMan, Isla Matador, Yukti, Uselessness, Hileville, Phii, Fated, Coopera Social, The Windmilluminati, Treekidistan, Caboran, The Deccan Federation, YarraQistan, Our India, Sortopia, Aweentitante, Neo Rojava, Filbustan, Nasao, Quaeteno, Horrorlandian State, Alcaria, Tletchlen, Greater North-America, Soberis, Potass, Dojestan, Padokea, Tharlect, Technocratic-european Countries, Cadonio, Hiyzis II, Tropicanadaunion, Gasienice, Fincy, KAP03land, The Union of The People of Britannia, Rex Republic, Slaca, Gaalar, Pica Land, The Northern Ice, Origin Islands, New NVegas, Solmetria, Lynxsk, Changjo, Whionsia, Petronellania, Amestny, Kandorith, Soletmaris, Northern-Kempia, Verumir, Verminland, Libertas Americana, The people of Gabon, Nova Kaurava, Motariburg, Kirion, Republic of JB, Sil Dorsett, -West Korea-, Bloxian States, Semi-Socialist Republic of Thyagalia, Outer Tred Soveu, Quality Nation, Yokciq Empire, Kitzgos, Eraver, Empty Void, East Plate, Parpyduckland, Kaschovia, Elomania, Zecit, Steamania, Ruissia of Usseira, South Oasine Mented, Neo-Zulthyrland, Serkovy, Ottoman Empireee, Nelan Vastancakelvay, Glendwith, Tape, Scres Gidgerland, Xentherida, Sindoesia, Wheateria, Valaira, TamilPesum, Hadrex, Ardok, Enfindania, United Araman Katic, Fupiju, Dorana, Simone Republic, Kelesi, Arostica, Nordoya, Songam-si, Cursed Gorrilla, Abelvarin, The Iron Lions, Royaume des loups, Sao Raimundo of Piaui, Funnle Kake, Ventusky, GoldDSTATE, Etlajhia, Elephant Bill Land, Afria Thebel, Lower Christland, Wisconsota, Neopunk-Brazil, Selfgradatude, Flydale North, Federation Terra Australis, Rainengrad, Bonderovia, Neo Franchia, Liberal Communities, Khoik, Naskralenistan, and Everything Decided at Random.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Kainin was endorsed by 
The People's Republic of Everything Decided at Random.
- : Kainin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, Rainin's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, politicians' smiles are legally considered a form of disaster relief.
- : Kainin was endorsed by
The ɔᴉlqndǝɹ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn of Naskralenistan.
- : Kainin adopted General Assembly Resolution #14 "Spectrum Allocation and Coordination Act".
- : Kainin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
