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Largest Welfare Programs: 5th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th
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Strength through Unity, Unity through Karaden
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Karaden

Population16.879 billion

CapitalCrowhaven
LeaderThe Commissariat
FaithGnostic Platonic Unitarian Universalism

CurrencyKaradenian Rubal Card
AnimalBear

The USF Socialist Republic of Karaden is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Commissariat with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.879 billion Karadenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crowhaven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Karadenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,804 trillion Karadenian Rubal Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 284,666 Karadenian Rubal Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying "don't do anything that The Commissariat wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Karadenians, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karaden's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gnostic Platonic Unitarian Universalism.

Karaden is ranked 90th in the world and 1st in USSD for Healthiest Citizens, with 56.77 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 5thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thMost Advanced Public Education: 21stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37thMost Developed: 54thMost Inclusive: 59thMost Pacifist: 61stMost Beautiful Environments: 66thHighest Average Tax Rates: 68thMost Advanced Public Transport: 68thLongest Average Lifespans: 69thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 78thMost Compassionate Citizens: 81stHealthiest Citizens: 90thNicest Citizens: 94thBest Weather: 108thLargest Governments: 109thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 137thLeast Corrupt Governments: 148thSmartest Citizens: 158thSafest: 173rdLowest Crime Rates: 229thMost Cheerful Citizens: 256thMost Secular: 259thMost Cultured: 304thHighest Poor Incomes: 547thMost Efficient Economies: 573rdMost Rebellious Youth: 779thMost Subsidized Industry: 845thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,597thMost Influential: 1,603rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,927thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,594thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,980thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,980thLargest Populations: 7,500thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 8,145thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,682ndNudest: 12,897thMost Income Equality: 14,603rd
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Karaden, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Karaden was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Karaden was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Karaden was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Batkostan.
  • : Following new legislation in Karaden, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Karaden, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Karadenians.
  • : Following new legislation in Karaden, saying "don't do anything that The Commissariat wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Karaden, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Karaden, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
  • : Karaden was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Auth Srik.

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Reformed Batavia, Narwhalstan, Vetelo, and Batkostan.

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