The Federation of Unian Walandi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cnaeus with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.394 billion Unian Walandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Union. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Unian Walandian economy, worth 211 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,520 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", equality looks curiously unequal, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and Cnaeus has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unian Walandi's national animal is the wolf.

Unian Walandi is ranked 61,395^th in the world and 1,806^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 122.79 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.