Population | 15.948 billion |
Capital | Dinkytown |
Leader | Old Saxophone Joe |
Faith | Bratislavan Orthodoxy |
Currency | pound |
Animal | bison |
The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.948 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 3,373 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,516 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There is something rotten in the state of North Bratislava, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.
North Bratislava is ranked 290,441st in the world and 6,361st in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -36.72 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania.
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Mandenosia.
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Community of Amizadonia.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Democratic Republic of Mandenosia.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Republic of Heistanstan.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Free Land of Free Territory of the world.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Colony of The Tender Defenders.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Borderlands of Nightgon.
World Assembly
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