The Principality of United Oria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ori with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 2.879 billion United Orians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oria City. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Orian economy, worth 465 trillion Shekel Orianies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,758 Shekel Orianies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Oria's national animal is the Orian Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Orianisem.

United Oria is ranked 13,810^th in the world and 594^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 344.81 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.