The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of United States of Rhodes is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.033 billion Rhodesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhodesian economy, worth 710 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,156 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and Formula One cars in United States of Rhodes boast 56 miles per gallon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United States of Rhodes's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

United States of Rhodes is ranked 18,210^th in the world and 410^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,493.61 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.