The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.721 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilobugyan economy, worth an astonishing 15,031 trillion Columbuses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 360,286 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, Kilobugya's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilobugya is ranked 68^th in the world and 1^st in Democratic Communist States for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 10,406.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.