The Matriarchy of Lake Miramar is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning cobra population. The hard-working population of 2.932 billion Lake Miramarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.1%.

The strong Lake Miramarian economy, worth 132 trillion florins a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,193 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, surveillance cameras are banned, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is moderate. Lake Miramar's national animal is the cobra.

Lake Miramar is ranked 165,687^th in the world and 2^nd in Strawberry School for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.