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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,276thMost Influential: 3,921stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,821st
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Kingdom of Witcheria

Population420 million



The United Socialist States of Kingdom of Witcheria is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 420 million Kingdom of Witcherians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rivia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kingdom of Witcherian economy, worth 49.8 trillion Witchers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 118,507 Witchers, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Witcheria's national animal is the Witcheroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kingdom of Witcheria is ranked 57,457th in the world and 2,676th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 56.89 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,276thTop
Most Influential: 3,921stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,821stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,197thTop
Most Conservative: 11,254thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,453rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,828thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,737thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,126thMost Efficient Economies: 16,637thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,806thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,808thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,035thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,416th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 211th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 385th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 525th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 552nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 557th in the regionMost Conservative: 634th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 770th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 775th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 821st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 848th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 874th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 883rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 910th in the region

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