The United Socialist States of Kingdom of Witcheria is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 420 million Kingdom of Witcherians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rivia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Kingdom of Witcherian economy, worth 49.8 trillion Witchers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 118,507 Witchers, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Witcheria's national animal is the Witcheroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kingdom of Witcheria endorsed The Kingdom of Rozarus.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans.
- : Kingdom of Witcheria was endorsed by The Kingdom of Rozarus.
- : Kingdom of Witcheria endorsed The Confederacy of Magna Banitia.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Witchers charge on their phone bill.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, conspiracy theorists allege Rivia's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
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