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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 952ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,608thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,836th
The Communist Paradise of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Communism at its best
Tsar Nikolai Vorshevsky
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Kordesia

Population3.098 billion

CapitalKrasota
LeaderTsar Nikolai Vorshevsky
Faiththe Communist manifesto

Currencyuranium deposit
Animalred whale

The Communist Paradise of Kordesia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tsar Nikolai Vorshevsky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.098 billion brainwashed civilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasota. The average income tax rate is 79.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kordesian economy, worth 825 trillion uranium deposits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 266,619 uranium deposits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, the Kordesian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kordesia's national animal is the red whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Communist manifesto.

Kordesia is ranked 204,039th in the world and 1st in Communist Community for Safest, scoring 5.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 952ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,608thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,836thTop
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Nudest: 2,164thMost Armed: 2,447thLargest Retail Industry: 2,790thHighest Average Incomes: 2,828thLargest Black Market: 2,891stMost Efficient Economies: 2,927thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,961stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,043rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,659thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,718thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,219thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,155thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,707thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,154thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,345thLargest Governments: 6,823rdMost Developed: 7,041stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,098thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,524thRudest Citizens: 7,657thSmartest Citizens: 8,927thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,643rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,061stTop
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Most Cultured: 10,589thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,346thLowest Crime Rates: 11,690thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,405thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,271stMost Secular: 14,735thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,874thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,447thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,419thHighest Economic Output: 20,473rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kordesia, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Kordesia, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kordesia, the Kordesian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Kordesia, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
  • : Following new legislation in Kordesia, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
  • : Following new legislation in Kordesia, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.
  • : Following new legislation in Kordesia, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kordesia, nose plugs are the latest Kordesian fashion accessory.
  • : Following new legislation in Kordesia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Kordesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Largest Cheese Export Sector.

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