The Holy Penguins of Khusja is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Penguino with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.631 billion Penguinos enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguinopolis. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khusjan economy, worth 204 trillion Pengs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,541 Pengs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Khusja's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Khusja is ranked 192,893^rd in the world and 3,208^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.66 kickbacks per hour.