The Confederated Islands of Zanforadon is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Divine Sovereign Zan Xeranosis with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.091 billion Zanfaras are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zankatorna. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zanfa economy, worth a remarkable 1,221 trillion Draconics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 239,910 Draconics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Divine Sovereign Zan Xeranosis's questionably sane new coalition partners, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime is totally unknown. Zanforadon's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Xoh'hoto.

Zanforadon is ranked 277,901^st in the world and 5,032^nd in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.57 flags saluted per person per day.