The Armed Republic of NewImperia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Honorable Sad Onion with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.36 billion NewImperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient NewImperian economy, worth 378 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,762 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, third world countries are rich in "I Love The Imperial City" t-shirts, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewImperia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperialism.

NewImperia is ranked 102,443^rd in the world and 1,808^th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,295.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.