The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.745 billion CheeseBurritoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,422 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 291,435 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, the only women behind bars are barmaids, and a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 25,036^th in the world and 615^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 111.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.