The Democratic Republic of LCRUA Guardian is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.883 billion LCRUA Guardianians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.7%.

The LCRUA Guardianian economy, worth 700 trillion unis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 58,946 unis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is well under control. LCRUA Guardian's national animal is the phoenix, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

LCRUA Guardian is ranked 35,736^th in the world and 7^th in The LCRUA for Nicest Citizens, with 18.02 average smiles per day.