The All Legs no Dairy of LegsLegsLegsLegsLegs is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by the Great Left Kneecap with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The democratic population of 6.505 billion Leggiters love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lower Thigh Lagoon. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient LegsLegsLegsLegsLeggic economy, worth 310 trillion Legs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,681 Legs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, Legs with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LegsLegsLegsLegsLegs's national animal is the Legs and its national religion is leggs.

LegsLegsLegsLegsLegs is ranked 66,474^th in the world and 38^th in South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 462.67 on the Clooney Contribution Index.