The Impractical Matriarchy of Eyluvmenia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 735 million Luvs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of All-Knowing Sight Organ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Luv economy, worth 100 trillion Bouncy Balls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,364 Bouncy Balls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 509,592 per year while the poor average 26,045, a ratio of 19.6 to 1.

Foreign despots proudly bandstand on Luv airwaves, Luv companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, refugees from other nations are flocking to Eyluvmenia's border, and the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eyluvmenia's national animal is the Goblin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eyluvmenia is ranked 50,136^th in the world and 576^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,335.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.