The Commonwealth of Wessssex is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.181 billion Wessssexians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winchessster. The average income tax rate is 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wessssexian economy, worth 885 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 170,999 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Winchessster to enjoy their national art, religious education is a new government priority, citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wessssex's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wessssex is ranked 283,249^th in the world and 3,651^st in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 230.4 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.