The Most Serene Republic of Lloenflys is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Alexander Lloenhoevel with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 11.644 billion Lloenflysians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lloenflys City. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lloenflysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,258 trillion Lloens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,050 Lloens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Alexander Lloenhoevel's wardrobe, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lloenflys's national animal is the Mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Don't Even Think About It.

Lloenflys is ranked 287,792^nd in the world and 1,273^rd in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -18.76 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.