The Medieval Kingdom of Luanmi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marcel Valdiveso with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 17.842 billion Luanmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vurianpol. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Luanmian economy, worth a remarkable 2,787 trillion Ruvials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,207 Ruvials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, and the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in Lair of the Dragon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luanmi's national animal is the Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Taoism.

Luanmi is ranked 17,859^th in the world and 6^th in Lair of the Dragon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.52 law-abiding acts per hour.