The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.357 billion Nuevanos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. The average income tax rate is 35.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth an astonishing 15,248 trillion fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 419,400 fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 292,001^st in the world and 143^rd in Canada for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -51.22 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.