The Dominion of Red Oazis is a huge, genial nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 262 million Oazians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 32.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Red Oazisian economy, worth 14.8 trillion ozcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,656 ozcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, and the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. Crime is well under control. Red Oazis's national animal is the Patas monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Red Oazis is ranked 43,473^rd in the world and 89^th in Thaecia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.