The Meh of Mediocrea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Cletus Abdullah Illuminati Rotshield with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 15.426 billion Mediocreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boringburg. The average income tax rate is 22.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mediocrean economy, worth a remarkable 3,130 trillion kilogram sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,941 kilogram sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Mediocrea's hospitals, referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and hackers post hourly updates on international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mediocrea's national animal is the goober, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disbelief.

Mediocrea is ranked 76,655^th in the world and 433^rd in Europeia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 386.38 on the Clooney Contribution Index.