by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 58thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,580thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,851st
The Holy Green Zombie tree frog of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Tryan zu be Mayan
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Population12.323 billion

CapitalTest City
LeaderOlmec Zapotec Teotihuacan Maya
FaithMixtec Totonac

CurrencyLucky Gold Tikal
AnimalGhost Jaguar

The Holy Green Zombie tree frog of Mesoamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Olmec Zapotec Teotihuacan Maya with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.323 billion Mesoamericans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Test City. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Mesoamerican economy, worth 460 trillion Lucky Gold Tikals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,365 Lucky Gold Tikals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, the government spends millions of Lucky Gold Tikals every year prosecuting spammers, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, and home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks. Crime is moderate. Mesoamerica's national animal is the Ghost Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mixtec Totonac.

Mesoamerica is ranked 25,759th in the world and 13th in Testregionia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 37.53 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 58thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,580thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 15,851stFattest Citizens: 17,003rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the region

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