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Rudest Citizens: 948thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,144thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,813th
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N1xon

Population4.05 billion

CapitalYorba Linda
LeaderRichard Nixon's head
FaithQuakerism

Currencytape
AnimalCheckers

The American Dream of N1xon is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Richard Nixon's head with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.05 billion Dickers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yorba Linda. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dicker economy, worth 948 trillion tapes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 234,238 tapes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

N1xon is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, citizens select which government department gets their income tax tapes each year, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. N1xon's national animal is the Checkers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quakerism.

N1xon is ranked 169,038th in the world and 261st in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 948thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,144thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,813thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,859thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,985thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,324thLargest Black Market: 2,341stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,494thMost Inclusive: 2,577thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,038thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,869thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,922ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,073rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,376thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,730thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,765thLargest Retail Industry: 4,966thBest Weather: 5,068thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,101stNicest Citizens: 6,227thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,302ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,608thMost Pacifist: 6,870thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,886thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,493rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,624thSmartest Citizens: 7,711thMost Cultured: 7,815thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,666thMost Developed: 9,012thLargest Governments: 9,280thNudest: 9,305thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,160thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 10,500thMost Politically Free: 12,059thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,118thMost Secular: 13,608thHighest Drug Use: 15,717thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,427thHighest Economic Output: 17,804thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,819thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,424th
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Rudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionNudest: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 43rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in N1xon, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn.
  • : Following new legislation in N1xon, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in N1xon, citizens select which government department gets their income tax tapes each year.
  • : Following new legislation in N1xon, N1xon is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in N1xon, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in N1xon, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in N1xon, the Yorba Linda XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
  • : Following new legislation in N1xon, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in N1xon, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in N1xon, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.

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