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Most Devout: 2,879thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,167thLargest Mining Sector: 5,439th
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Nezavisna Republika Makedonija

Population3.575 billion

CapitalThessaloniki and Vergina
LeaderBranislav Kvakovski
FaithOrthodox Christianity


The Independent Republic of Nezavisna Republika Makedonija is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Branislav Kvakovski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.575 billion Macedonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thessaloniki and Vergina. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Macedonian economy, worth 322 trillion denars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 90,115 denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and the leaders of Nezavisna Republika Makedonija are given the nod by their predecessors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nezavisna Republika Makedonija's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Nezavisna Republika Makedonija is ranked 20,819th in the world and 8th in Nationalist Commonwealth of Free Regions for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,551.5 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Devout: 2,879thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,167thLargest Mining Sector: 5,439thMost Conservative: 6,720thTop
Most Authoritarian: 10,100thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,410thMost Avoided: 11,034thSafest: 12,470thLowest Crime Rates: 12,599thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,643rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,138thHealthiest Citizens: 14,234thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,358th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

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