Population | 4.34 billion |
Capital | Caradog |
Leader | Rhodri Anarut |
Faith | Paganiaeth Geltaidd |
Currency | Aerowyn |
Animal | Dragon |
The Grand Monarchy of The Celtics is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rhodri Anarut with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.34 billion Celtians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caradog. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Celticsian economy, worth 558 trillion Aerowyns a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,718 Aerowyns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers, and the native owl population is in permanent hibernation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celtics's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Paganiaeth Geltaidd.
The Celtics is ranked 68,591st in the world and 176th in Conch Kingdom for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 111.19 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Republic of Iraqistania.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Republic of Katzebien.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Confederacy of Tolotecia.
- : The Celtics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Federation of Natsuki State.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Holy Empire of FOP Furry Occupied Pittsburgh.
- : The Celtics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : The Celtics was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market and Most Patriotic.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Federation of Inseria.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Delnish.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 71 » Socialist Platypus, The Psittacines, Sri Malawi, Nibelia, Pervincia, Hubdova, Liberto-Ancapistan, Azflebrigan, Ziroxeut, Duby, Red Finlandian Guard, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Lislandia, Olornia, Nova Briton, Northshires, Empireedy, Loveable Dogs, Kiyadimundika, Novo Reslas, Stustu, Ruotsaland, Balan Bar, Gundeldingen, Pandorivia, Isolon, Happiville, Great Koryeo, Vapo, Vioxa, Cassinea, Paul Pasch, Grachevia, Boratstans, The Moon Raven, Makka Pakka, Aelandi, Tingham, Nova Cameroon, Bathelonat, Benanko, DexterBurg, United Corperations, Gabyl, Polacianth, Ciapore, Valles Marineris Mining co, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Azaman, Slavic Lurkers, and 21 others.Buyo, The Free City of Nelson, Stellar entropy, Lycom, Aeonic, Floofybit, Non opresive German Empire, Makko Oko, Charville, Doge Flower, Ith Mus Warmoidaliastan, Krute Empire, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, Cannonio, Delnish, Inseria, FOP Furry Occupied Pittsburgh, Natsuki State, Tolotecia, Katzebien, and Iraqistania.