The Community of Nohimanka is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Guide Patain with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.343 billion Nohimankans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nohimankan economy, worth 859 trillion bibis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,078 bibis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumor has it that Guide Patain has won three lotteries in a row, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nohimanka's national animal is the dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nohimanka is ranked 21,875^th in the world and 2^nd in Londinium for Highest Economic Output, with 859 trillion Standard Monetary Units.