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Best Weather: 4,393rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,188thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,191st
The Community of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Patria, Ordinem, Opus
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
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Nohimanka

Population7.343 billion

LeaderGuide Patain

Currencybibi
Animaldodo

The Community of Nohimanka is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Guide Patain with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.343 billion Nohimankans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nohimankan economy, worth 859 trillion bibis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,078 bibis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumor has it that Guide Patain has won three lotteries in a row, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nohimanka's national animal is the dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nohimanka is ranked 21,875th in the world and 2nd in Londinium for Highest Economic Output, with 859 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
5%
Best Weather: 4,393rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,188thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,191stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,275thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,286thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,563rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,582ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,817thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,957thHealthiest Citizens: 6,021stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,192ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,229thMost Developed: 6,379thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,394thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,444thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,813thLargest Governments: 9,292ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,452ndMost Inclusive: 10,332ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,670thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12,439thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,722ndMost Secular: 13,255thMost Cultured: 14,135thMost Influential: 14,313thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,163rdMost Stationary: 18,347thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,677thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,830thMost Efficient Economies: 21,299thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,865thHighest Economic Output: 21,894thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,403rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nohimanka, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Nohimanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Nohimanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nohimanka, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.
  • : Nohimanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Nohimanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nohimanka, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Nohimanka, rumor has it that Guide Patain has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Nohimanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Nohimanka, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.

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