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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,466thHealthiest Citizens: 11,925thMost Authoritarian: 14,573rd
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
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Economy
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NorikB

Population439 million

CapitalPrishtina

CurrencyEuro
AnimalPomeranian

The People's Republic of NorikB is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 439 million Kosovans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prishtina. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse NorikBian economy, worth 37.2 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 84,796 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

They say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NorikB's national animal is the Pomeranian, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

NorikB is ranked 145,275th in the world and 726th in Europeia for Largest Mining Sector, scoring zero on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,466thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 11,925thMost Authoritarian: 14,573rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,231stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,273rdNicest Citizens: 16,977thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,179thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,258thMost Influential: 20,273rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,408th
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Most Authoritarian: 59th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 116th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NorikB, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in NorikB, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in NorikB, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : NorikB was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : NorikB was endorsed by The Confederation of Bellcon.
  • : Following new legislation in NorikB, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
  • : Following new legislation in NorikB, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : NorikB voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : Following new legislation in NorikB, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : NorikB was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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