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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,903rdRudest Citizens: 2,498thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,149th
The The Western Europe Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
wassup homesickle
Jack Schmidt
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Northern Jackaia

Population3.483 billion

LeaderJack Schmidt


The The Western Europe Republic of Northern Jackaia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jack Schmidt with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.483 billion Jackaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jackaian economy, worth 649 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 186,406 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,101,644 per year while the poor average 14,591, a ratio of 75.5 to 1.

The nation is in perpetual campaign mode, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, the government has the power to seize property at will, and doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Jackaia's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Northern Jackaia is ranked 42,172nd in the world and 64th in Enadia for Most Pro-Market, scoring 63.78 on the Rand Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,903rdTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,498thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,149thMost Avoided: 3,547thLargest Retail Industry: 3,891stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,963rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,305thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,407thFattest Citizens: 4,423rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,096thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,331stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,456thMost Efficient Economies: 6,613thLargest Black Market: 6,947thHighest Average Incomes: 7,631stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,019thLargest Mining Sector: 9,072ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,214thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,835thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,877thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,950thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,706thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,211thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,243rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,653rdMost Armed: 17,768thLargest Governments: 19,601st
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Northern Jackaia's influence in Enadia rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Northern Jackaia's influence in Enadia fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
  • : Northern Jackaia's influence in Enadia rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Northern Jackaia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Northern Jackaia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Northern Jackaia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Northern Jackaia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Northern Jackaia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Northern Jackaia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, the Top 5% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Most Subsidized Industry, and the Top 10% for Largest Governments and Most Developed.
  • : Northern Jackaia's influence in Enadia rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".


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