by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 5,838thMost Pacifist: 8,364thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,663rd
The Nomadic Peoples of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Te matres hominem
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Good

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Numpty

Population359 million

Currencypound
AnimalCapybara

The Nomadic Peoples of Numpty is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 359 million Numptyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Numptyian economy, worth 12.7 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 35,302 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and a government program is underway to revitalize Numpty's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Numpty's national animal is the Capybara , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Numpty is ranked 15,195th in the world and 145th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.23 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Secular: 5,838thMost Pacifist: 8,364thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,663rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,809thTop
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Safest: 10,767thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,141stMost Income Equality: 14,900thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15,195thBest Weather: 15,566thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,810thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,002ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,261stNicest Citizens: 18,686th
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Most Authoritarian: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Numpty was endorsed by The Queendom of AtlasBarfed.
  • : Numpty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Numpty, a government program is underway to revitalize Numpty's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Numpty, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Numpty, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Numpty, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • : Following new legislation in Numpty, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Numpty, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Numpty.
  • : Following new legislation in Numpty, Numptyians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Numpty, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.

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